happy birthday to me
Tonight was a fucking disaster. I mean really, it’s amazing how quickly one night can turn into shit.
All I wanted was to talk to my dad…tell him my plans for the week and maybe even laugh a little. But it’s all ruined. He always manages to find a way to ruin everything. And worst of all, he made me cry and didn’t even care that I was so upset. I just give up. Theres only one thing he said tonight that I agree with wholeheartedly - I will NEVER understand him.
A Clockwork Orange, Dir. Stanley Kubrick (via wanduring)
*starts typing text post*
*realizes nobody cares*
*stops typing text post*
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.